If I had enough time, I would write my own, but for tonight, you'll have to read a little excerpt from The Diaper Diaries:
Games Babies Want to Play:
Month 1- You'll never guess when I'm going to spit up!
Month 2- Let's see how long I can cry.
Month 3- Where have I rolled to?
Month 4- Who will pick up what I throw on the floor?
Month 5- Guess what I just put in my mouth!
Month 6- Which way will I tip when you sit me up?
Month 7- I'll bite your nipple and you try not to jump.
Month 8- What common household item will I be afraid of today?
Month 9- Bet I can reach what you think I can't!
Month 10- Guess what strange Transitional Comfort Object I'll be dragging around this week!
Month 11- Lean over so I can grab your fingers and stumble around!
Month 12- Call me and I'll run and hide!
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